Dumb dude

I the middle of a giant sheet of ice, a man was driving hastily way too quickly  like a cheetah chasing down a adult gazelle, all of a sudden the cars brakes locked up causing the man to spin violently out of control. I AM GOING TO DIE? !!!!!!!!! He shouted hoping someone would come and get him out, but to no avail. Luckily for him the car stopped on a block of ice, stunned he hopped out and fell to the ground. While he lay there he saw a hazy figure approach “thank goodness he said another human” “not exactly” Said the figure As he stood up he realized he was standing face to face with A POLAR BEAR !!!!!!!  ”

AGGGGGH!!!!, y-you c-can talk”

“yes i can and let me tell you something that snow suit you are wearing is extremely out of fashion”

How dare you this suit is my favorite i where this every were and you can’t give style tips you don’t even were any clothes”

“Well if we can’t get along then i will have to eat you goodbye.”

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