A man made of water

Every 11th week at twilight a man made of frozen water comes into a village in Westpesun and takes some children away with him but these children aren’t scared they are exited because it is a once in a lifetime opportunity,he takes them to his layer and teaches them the way of the water which enables them to control water but if they abuse this power will fight back.But one night one of his pupils abused said power and striped the city hall of all its valubels  but the water retaliated back and all that was left was a rubber.

The man upstairs

Some time in the near future in a land not fare away, there lived a scrawny boy named George about as old as you or me (provided you are 11 ish.”George come eat breakfast” “Yes mother” But when he looked behind himself he saw something truly horrifying “MUMMMMMMM! he screamed so loud that the walls on the house actually shook causing some plaster to fall of the ceiling.” What’s your problem””There’s a a a dead person””A what” yelled his mother “A dead person you know no longer living kicked the bucket””seriously George if you are kidding your in big trouble” 

Funny Stuff

One ominous stormy night three men were gathered around a bar telling story’s about how they had heroically saved sheep in distress or got that fox they had been chasing for months that just happened to be walking by when there was a hammer handy,the crowd soaking it all up like a sponge would water. In all honesty the men were making half of it up but they didn’t care just then when you thought they couldn’t get funnier all of a sudden one man fell over and like dominoes they all fell over. Then the crowd erupted in laughter.