One gloomy night as a fellow about the age of 98 was walking across the street he heard a very loud engine so he sped up his walking from snail pace to an ant pace. As he was almost a the other side he suddenly stopped because .Suddenly he saw a black Commodore speeding down the road straight towards HIM! “STOP STOP!!!” he yelled but to no avail . he could see the intense black of the tires. SPLAT!!! The next day the CSI turned up and said he took no notice of the sign that said do not cross here dummies.
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