Month: June 2020

I the middle of a giant sheet of ice, a man was driving hastily way too quickly  like a cheetah chasing down a adult gazelle, all of a sudden the cars brakes locked up causing the man to spin violently out of control. I AM GOING TO DIE? !!!!!!!!! He shouted hoping someone would come and get him out, but to no avail. Luckily for him the car stopped on a block of ice, stunned he hopped out and fell to the ground. While he lay there he saw a hazy figure approach “thank goodness he said another human” “not exactly” Said the figure As he stood up he realized he was standing face to face with A POLAR BEAR !!!!!!!  ”

AGGGGGH!!!!, y-you c-can talk”

“yes i can and let me tell you something that snow suit you are wearing is extremely out of fashion”

How dare you this suit is my favorite i where this every were and you can’t give style tips you don’t even were any clothes”

“Well if we can’t get along then i will have to eat you goodbye.”

One sunny afternoon in northern Africa a group of hyper-intelligent animals gathered in a lecture room in a top-secret underground bunker then  the Elephant delivered his speech.

“We have been in the shadows for too long,it is time for us to take over. The rain of the human is over, long live the animal empire.” A chorus of hurrahs came from the crowd.As they arose from the bunker a group of hunters awaited them.

“CHARGE!”  yelled the elephant.

FIRE! yelled the hunters. BANG !BANG! BANG!

“ha ha you missed you need some aim practice” Then suddenly boof their bodies fell.

On a blisteringly hot summers day a young boy set out on a journey to find a lost, ancient tomb containing the remains of a lost viola that legend says was buried with 100 tonnes of gold that would make any man rich, but as he searched he started to lose hope. He had found a diverse range of things but none of which was a viola with gold.He had found:an old boot, and an old bake bean can. Then all of a sudden kaboom the ground underneath him. AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! he fell into an underground pit .URECA! I’ve found it, Finally.

One Sunday morning on a farm in northern Australia a young man the age 20 set out to have indulgent breakfast in the  pub with a big Aussie style breakfast but as he arrived he realized that it was a crime scene. There was police tape everywhere and it the middle of all that was a huge pile of blood with a police man standing next to it.

“Looks like a hit and run” the police man said

“who died?”

“No one”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean no one died,the burglar hit and ran into a pile of watermelon cruisers.